Business of National Pastime Is Unpatriotic
By refusing to share, with the rest of the American business community, the secret of their greatest discovery: how to lose millions year after year, stay in business and even double their revenue.

Such selfish secrecy can only be called unpatriotic.

What with the war against international terrorism, our first recession in a decade, rising unemployment, increasing business failures, record bankruptcies (including a giant like Enron), falling stock prices and new pressures on workers and industries from global competition — at a time like this, they have found a unique formula for success through failure, which can be maintained indefinitely.

And they won't tell the rest of us how they do it?
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/03/10/sports/baseball/10KOPP.html